from The Three Christ of Ypsilanti

CHRISTMAS

-Santa  Claus is a good symbolization for
Christmas - said Joseph.
- Department stores, shopping, the
coming of the New Year. Christmas means
better business in the stores. -
Leon asked Joseph what would
be the most  - helpful gift - ideological, physical, or spiritual? -
- Physical - Joseph
said.
- Is that your ? -
- That' s my
answer - physical . I want a bottle of Lydia
Pink-hams.*

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 * Commercially successful herbal-alcoholic "women's tonic" meant to relieve menstrual and menopausal pains.

from The Three Christs of Ypsilanti, Milton Rokeach

DUNG



Dung has self-contained energy
Dung aids plant to grow,
It has a healthy smell that swells the air-
Ah - what would the farmers do without it?

Some nitrogen is supplied trough storms
Gold is treasurefull - but dung has it surpassed.
The commode says, " deposit in me"
The Oriental say, " Honor mine today; indirect food for
tomorrows: honored guest."

Plowing - seeding - dunging - growing - reaping - a honorable guest!


Written by Dr. R.I. Dung Mentalist Doktor