from The Three Christ of Ypsilanti

CHRISTMAS

-Santa  Claus is a good symbolization for
Christmas - said Joseph.
- Department stores, shopping, the
coming of the New Year. Christmas means
better business in the stores. -
Leon asked Joseph what would
be the most  - helpful gift - ideological, physical, or spiritual? -
- Physical - Joseph
said.
- Is that your ? -
- That' s my
answer - physical . I want a bottle of Lydia
Pink-hams.*

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 * Commercially successful herbal-alcoholic "women's tonic" meant to relieve menstrual and menopausal pains.